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… might inquire, appearing out of nowhere like a phantom ready to wreck your conversation and life. “Well, get this, my prescription is minus 12.5, AND…(pause for dramatic effect)… I have quite a bit of astigmatism in my left eye and slightly less in my right eye but it’s still not great.” Then, I just stand there waiting for everyone to shake their heads in amazement before I hurl a smo…

How My Poor Eyesight Entertains the Masses and Mortifies an Optical Store Clerk
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Vuyo Ngcakani
Vuyo Ngcakani

Written by Vuyo Ngcakani

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writer, husband for 29 years, father of 3, grandfather of 2. I write about fatherhood, parenting, Christianity, & other topics.

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